Caption Competition 10 – Double Digits

Congratulations to Doug Tucker who won this week’s caption competition with: The keyboard is so last-century (just like your outfits). What’s going on in this scene below? Why, it’s whatever your imagination can come up with! The best reply left in the comments below will win a $50 Amazon voucher. Some suggestions to get you … Read more

Caption Competition 6 – Return of the Captions

Update: Congratulations to Doug Tucker who won this competition on July 21 with his caption “Murphy begins to rethink his top-down methodology.” Startling picture in need of a caption. Submit your applications below. Poor Billy, he learned how to scale up applications, but could never figure out how to scale down! Isn’t this a way … Read more

Caption Competition 3: Caption With a Vengeance

Congratulations to Doug Tucker for winning this week’s caption competition with: Having caught yet another developer logged into a production database, Joe dons his DBA hazmat suit and prepares to deploy a different sort of logon trigger. Please to be informing us what might be going on here. Anything faintly computer-themed will always help, but … Read more

Caption Competition 2: The Captioning

Update! This competition is now closed. The winner was jkeefe with “Here’s a shot of our intrepid DBA personally testing the first-ever log shipping apparatus!”. Some suggestions to get your comedy juices flowing: “So long chaps, hope you can continue to cope without a written disaster plan!” – said the only DBA “These shoes cost … Read more