Caption Competition 6 – Return of the Captions

Update: Congratulations to Doug Tucker who won this competition on July 21 with his caption “Murphy begins to rethink his top-down methodology.”

Startling picture in need of a caption. Submit your applications below.


  • Poor Billy, he learned how to scale up applications, but could never figure out how to scale down!
  • Isn’t this a way to delete a column in SQL Server?
  • I’ve been holding steady for 10 minutes, take the d–n picture already!
  • I used to believe in testing but, hell, this way I get home in time for the TV
  • As the sole data miner showed up to work, he quickly realized there was little data to mine!
  • It had been unfair to send the intern “digging through columns” like this, but it kept him busy.