Simple Talk Editorial Team Caption Competition – A DBA Christmas Carol Old DBA Scrooge is ready lock his developers out of the server and send them to the poor house (bear... 18 December 2014 1 min read
Simple Talk Editorial Team Caption Competition 17 – Duel Another conundrum, another caption required. What has set these two gentlemen at each other’s throats? Linux vs Unix? A slight... 04 December 2014 1 min read
Simple Talk Editorial Team Caption Competition 16 – More Fish in the Sea Congratulations to Dimitrios Kalemis for winning this week’s caption competition. A strange scene! And once more, it’s up to you... 20 November 2014 1 min read
Simple Talk Editorial Team Caption Competition 15 – Watson the Telly Congrats to Andre who won this week’s caption competition with: My Dear Watson, I’d wish you’d stop tipping your cigar... 07 November 2014 1 min read
Simple Talk Editorial Team Caption Competition 14 – Back To The Future Congratulations to Dimitrios Kalemis who won this week’s competition with: Hail, Starfleet Admirals! We who are about to use NoSQL... 24 October 2014 1 min read
Simple Talk Editorial Team Caption Competition 13 – Lucky for Some What’s going on here? There appears to be a lad under cover, but what’s it all about? You have to... 10 October 2014 1 min read
Simple Talk Editorial Team Caption Competition 12: Bakers Dozen Less One What’s going on here? There appears to be a hand, but what’s it all about? You have to tell us,... 26 September 2014 1 min read
Simple Talk Editorial Team Caption Competition 11 – A Coat for all Seasons Update: Congratulations to Dimitrios Kalemis with his caption “I asked all of you to gather here today, because I have... 11 September 2014 1 min read
Simple Talk Editorial Team Caption Competition 10 – Double Digits Congratulations to Doug Tucker who won this week’s caption competition with: The keyboard is so last-century (just like your outfits).... 29 August 2014 1 min read
Simple Talk Editorial Team Caption Competition 9: Carry on Captioning Update: Congratulations to Louis Somers who won the caption competition with “It’s all about having the right tools… Finding Bugs... 14 August 2014 1 min read
Simple Talk Editorial Team Caption Competition 8 – Captions Take Manhattan Update: Congratulations to Dimitrios for winning this week’s caption competition. It’s that time again. We present a bucolic scene, you... 01 August 2014 1 min read
Simple Talk Editorial Team Caption Competition 7 – No Clever Subtitle Edition Update: Congratulations to WilliamII who won the caption competition on August 4 with his caption: Marketing tell me it won’t... 17 July 2014 1 min read
Simple Talk Editorial Team Caption Competition 6 – Return of the Captions Update: Congratulations to Doug Tucker who won this competition on July 21 with his caption “Murphy begins to rethink his... 02 July 2014 1 min read
Simple Talk Editorial Team Caption Competition the Fifth Update: Congratulations to Fatherjack who won this competition on July 7 with his caption “Little known fact: the ‘S’ in... 20 June 2014 1 min read
Simple Talk Editorial Team Caption Competition 4: Fist Full of Captions Update: Congrats to rananjali who won with this week’s competition with a caption on migrations. Thanks to everyone who wrote... 06 June 2014 1 min read
Simple Talk Editorial Team Caption Competition 3: Caption With a Vengeance Congratulations to Doug Tucker for winning this week’s caption competition with: Having caught yet another developer logged into a production... 23 May 2014 1 min read
Simple Talk Editorial Team Caption Competition 2: The Captioning Update! This competition is now closed. The winner was jkeefe with “Here’s a shot of our intrepid DBA personally testing... 09 May 2014 1 min read
Simple Talk Editorial Team Caption Competition UPDATE: Congrats to Conan who won this caption competition with: “Darling, now that you’re working from home, you can just... 25 April 2014 2 min read
