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• Castles intrigued and terrified him, leading to drastic measures to indulge his secret passion.
• The first photographers needed subjects that could remain still for days.
• My dearest Jane, I have found the mystical land of Malbolge. I do not know what sorcery has brought me here, but I fear once lured, I may never escape.