Congratulations to Dimitrios Kalemis who won this week’s competition with: Hail, Starfleet Admirals! We who are about to use NoSQL databases, salute you!

You know the drill – a confusing scene is presented and only your words can cut through the fug of confusion and lead us all, at last, into the brilliant light of understanding. So, leave your caption in the comments – the one we deem to be the best will win a $50 Amazon voucher.

As ever, we offer inspiration:

• The ancient Greeks built the original Hekaton Engine, unfortunately it gained sentience and sped away.
• The folks at the computing museum were shocked at the arrival of the wrong Colossus.