Joe Celko

Joe Celko is one of the most widely read of all writers about SQL, and was the winner of the DBMS Magazine Reader's Choice Award four consecutive years. He is an independent consultant living in Austin, TX. He has taught SQL in the US, UK, the Nordic countries, South America and Africa.
He served 10 years on ANSI/ISO SQL Standards Committee and contributed to the SQL-89 and SQL-92 Standards.
He has written over 800 columns in the computer trade and academic press, mostly dealing with data and databases. He is the author of eight books on SQL for Morgan-Kaufmann, including the best selling SQL FOR SMARTIES.
Joe is a well-known figure on Newsgroups and Forums, and he is famous for his his dry wit. He is also interested in Science Fiction.

07 May 2009
07 May 2009

SQL and the Snare of Three-Valued Logic

The whole subject of the Three-Valued (also known as ternary, trivalent or 3VL) Logic of SQL tends to trip people up. This is hardly surprising in view of the fact that it involves an esoteric Polish mathematician and because it behaves differently in the DDL (Data Declaration Language) and the DML (Data Manipulation Language). In response to requests, Joe Celko comes to the rescue and makes it all seem simple.… Read more
05 April 2009
05 April 2009

Median Workbench

SQL Server database engine doesn't have a MEDIAN() aggregate function. This is probably because there are several types of median, such as statistical, financial or vector medians. Calculating Medians are essentially a row-positioning task, since medians are the middle value of an ordered result. Easy to do in SQL? Nope. Joe Celko explains why… Read more
17 February 2009
17 February 2009

Divided We Stand: The SQL of Relational Division

Businesses often require reports that require more than the classic set operators. Surprisingly, a business requirement can often be expressed neatly in terms of the DIVISION relationship operator: How can this be done with SQL Server? Joe Celko opens up the 'Manga Guide to Databases', meets the Database Fairy, and is inspired to explain DIVISION.… Read more
18 January 2009
18 January 2009

Temporal Data Techniques in SQL

In the first part of this series on Temporal Data, Joe explained how it is that the Common Era calendar is irregular and mentioned that, although there are ANSI/ISO Standards for temporal operations in SQL, every vendor has something different. Now, he discusses other factors to take into account when using temporal data such as Holidays, and discusses a few techniques using Calendar, Report Usage and History tables… Read more
16 December 2008
16 December 2008

Temporal Datatypes in SQL Server

In the first of a series of articles on the tricks of tackling temporal data in SQL, Joe Celko discusses SQL's temporal data types and agonizes over the fact that, although there are ANSI/ISO Standards for temporal operations in SQL, every vendor has something different. He explains the mysteries of such things as time-zones, lawful time, UTC, CUT, GMT, CE, DST, and EST.… Read more
26 October 2008
26 October 2008

Constraint Yourself!

In his first article for Simple-Talk, Joe Celko demystifies the use of Constraints, and points out that they are an intrinsic part of SQL and are a great way of ensuring that a business rule is done one way, one place, one time. Almost all database programmers will find something new and useful in this article.… Read more