{"id":82168,"date":"2014-10-25T15:05:00","date_gmt":"2014-10-25T15:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.webstaging.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/?p=73524"},"modified":"2018-12-12T11:58:24","modified_gmt":"2018-12-12T11:58:24","slug":"why-i-am-not-going-to-pass-this-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/blogs\/why-i-am-not-going-to-pass-this-year\/","title":{"rendered":"Why I am not going to PASS this year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P class=\"MsoTitle\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 0pt\">This is going to be one of my toughest non-technical posts ever. And the reason it will be difficult will have an ancillary relationship to the <\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/www.drugs.com\/lortab.html\">Lortabs<\/FONT><\/A> I have been taking for the last two days. It has everything to do with me being at home while the <\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/www.sqlpass.org\/summit\/2014\/About.aspx\">2014 PASS Summit<\/FONT><\/A> is going on. Previously, the only Summit I had missed was the first one in Chicago. I had just changed jobs, so they wouldn\u2019t pay my way yet. They did send me to the Summit in London that directly followed, which wasn\u2019t a bad trade since that is the one and only time I have travelled outside the country.&nbsp;<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/P> <P class=\"MsoTitle\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 0pt\"><\/FONT><\/FONT>&nbsp;<\/P> <P class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 8pt\">So what is the reason I won\u2019t be there? <\/FONT><\/FONT><\/P> <P class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 8pt\">This is the first year in at least 6 or 7 that I did not put in a session to speak at the PASS Summit. I wanted to enjoy the experience and not have the pressure of a session or two hanging over me from July to October. I had volunteered for the program committee, so I figured I would have plenty to do. Practicing the session over and over, getting it just right (or at least really, really close to right). My status as a speaker has nothing to do with why I am not attending. <\/FONT><\/FONT><\/P> <P class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 8pt\">For the first time in many years, we will not be having a <\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/www.sqlpass.org\/summit\/2013\/Connect\/EveningEvents\/Quizbowl.aspx\">Quiz Bowl<\/FONT><\/A> during the Welcome Reception. While I am sad to see it go, as it was a lot of fun to work all of these years with Board Member Tim Ford (<\/FONT><A href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sqlagentman\">@sqlagentman<\/FONT><\/A>), this really has nothing to do with it. Not having to worry about writing questions and setting up the game is certainly not keeping me away from the Summit.<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/P> <P class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 8pt\">This year, the dates for the <\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/mvp.microsoft.com\/en-us\/summit.aspx\">MVP Summit<\/FONT><\/A> overlap with the PASS Summit. I didn\u2019t choose MVP over PASS, as PASS and Microsoft worked out a wonderful situation where we were going to be able to attend both, over 7 glorious days. The date of the MVP Summit is not why I am missing PASS this year. I am missing it too!<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/P> <P class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 8pt\">In fact, no other minor details would even somewhat hold me back (not long flights, too soon after Halloween, too much salmon,&nbsp;not close enough to Thanksgiving, too few politics, too rainy, too long, too short, too many politics,&nbsp; not enough salmon, etc). The SQL PASS Summit is one of my favorite weeks of the year come rain or shine. I made my hotel reservations the minute I heard the announcement of the dates. I blogged about how much I am looking forward to attending along with some advice for attendees <\/FONT><A href=\"https:\/\/www.webstaging.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/uncategorized\/pass-summit-attendance-advice\/\">here on sqlblog.com<\/FONT><\/A>, and had several volunteer jobs set up including working at the community zone, two sessions for folks wanting to learn how to write a better abstract, and a table during the Birds of a Feather Lunch. I clearly haven\u2019t fallen out of love with PASS.<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/P> <P class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 8pt\">It certainly isn\u2019t the people at PASS. I love to see all of my online SQL Server friends in person, and meet new ones to boot. I have met a lot of amazing people over the years, and I expected to meet a lot more this year. And while online friends you never meet in person are great, getting the chance to shake a hand, break some bread, etc, makes them seem more real when you see them online.<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/P> <P class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 8pt\">So if you came to this blog looking for me to bash on PASS and the Summit, you are in the wrong place. No, as I attempted to foreshadow, I won\u2019t be attending the PASS Summit for a<\/FONT><\/FONT>&nbsp;medical reason. I had a total hip replacement done back in May of 2009. 2009\u2019s PASS Summit was a big milestone in my recovery. It was where I finally stretched my legs and was walking (for me) considerable distances comfortably. At the same time, it was where I learned my limits as&nbsp;about midway through, I started experiencing pain and ended up needing a scooter to get around Seattle for my post-conference session and dinner. <\/FONT><\/FONT><\/P> <P class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 8pt\">Fast forward to Thursday, October 21. &nbsp;<\/SPAN>Something gave way in my leg, and I was unable to walk. Turned out the hip replacement hardware had broken. So, instead of PASS, I am having surgery Monday morning to repair that hip replacement device with a new one. My surgeon quickly nixed travelling the next week after surgery (in good humor\u2026 and he kind of wanted my <\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/www.nashvillesymphony.org\/tickets\/concert\/phantom-of-the-opera?deeplink=buytix&amp;prodid=4353&amp;perfid=4354\">symphony tickets<\/FONT><\/A> for Tuesday <\/FONT>J<\/SPAN><\/SPAN>), so PASS is out. Luckily while the <\/FONT><\/FONT><A href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=sqlpass\">twitterverse<\/FONT><\/A> is exploding with PASS excitement, I will be at home and I won\u2019t really notice, thanks to my little friends I introduced in the first paragraph\u2026 Lortabs.<\/FONT><\/FONT><\/P> <P class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0in 0in 8pt\"><I>Note: If you are keen to get info about how things go for me, I may tweet some at @drsql, and my wife @valdavidson will tweet occasionally as well.&nbsp; <\/SPAN>Thanks!<\/FONT><\/I><\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is going to be one of my toughest non-technical posts ever. And the reason it will be difficult will have an ancillary relationship to the Lortabs I have been taking for the last two days. It has everything to do with me being at home while the 2014 PASS Summit is going on. 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