{"id":82075,"date":"2010-02-19T23:29:25","date_gmt":"2010-02-19T23:29:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.webstaging.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/?p=73301"},"modified":"2018-12-12T12:15:48","modified_gmt":"2018-12-12T12:15:48","slug":"rocky-mountain-tech-trifeca-next-saturday-and-i-will-be-there-with-no-bells-on-i-promise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/blogs\/rocky-mountain-tech-trifeca-next-saturday-and-i-will-be-there-with-no-bells-on-i-promise\/","title":{"rendered":"Rocky Mountain Tech Trifeca next Saturday, and I will be there with no bells on (I promise)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is the world ready for a Louis Davidson keynote address? Luckily the entire world won\u2019t have to find this out, but a hundred or two folks in Denver next weekend will serve as test cases for just that (<a title=\"http:\/\/rmtechtrifecta.pbworks.com\/Schedule\" href=\"http:\/\/rmtechtrifecta.pbworks.com\/Schedule\">http:\/\/rmtechtrifecta.pbworks.com\/Schedule<\/a>).<\/p>\n<p>Ideally, you will laugh a lot, cry a little, hear very little profanity (if this occurs, I am probably a bit out of my mind), and see at least 2 pictures of my grand child. Oh yeah, and there will be at minimum of one sing a long (no I am not kidding, though I rather don\u2019t expect much participation.)&#160; I will insult everyone in the room at least a little, though mostly just their coworkers who are too lazy to get up at 9:00 on a Saturday when the Olympics are still on and listen to me pontificate on such subjects as: professional development, why database design is so important (and actually design of anything one might be trying to build!), proper filling of a Lego pick a brick cup, and how being a mile over sea level can make certain people delirious (the first two will be planned, the latter one just are \u201cpossible\u201d topics.) And just be warned, when I pull out the very large mallet and a watermelon, the first few rows get wet, so bring a rain coat if you want.<\/p>\n<p>If nothing else, I hope to have a lot of fun pictures for you to look at, and a lot of quotes from my favorite philosopher types.&#160; <\/p>\n<p>Of course, as this is my first presentation of this sort, I might just freak out, start screaming and run away. Probably not, but be prepared for anything. I know I will be.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is the world ready for a Louis Davidson keynote address? Luckily the entire world won\u2019t have to find this out, but a hundred or two folks in Denver next weekend will serve as test cases for just that (http:\/\/rmtechtrifecta.pbworks.com\/Schedule). Ideally, you will laugh a lot, cry a little, hear very little profanity (if this occurs,&#8230;&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":56085,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"coauthors":[19684],"class_list":["post-82075","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82075","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/56085"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=82075"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82075\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":82285,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82075\/revisions\/82285"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=82075"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=82075"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=82075"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=82075"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}