{"id":7361,"date":"2014-09-26T10:47:45","date_gmt":"2014-09-26T10:47:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/test.simple-talk.com\/uncategorized\/caption-competition-12-bakers-dozen-less-one\/"},"modified":"2017-11-01T14:45:45","modified_gmt":"2017-11-01T14:45:45","slug":"caption-competition-12-bakers-dozen-less-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/blogs\/caption-competition-12-bakers-dozen-less-one\/","title":{"rendered":"Caption Competition 12: Bakers Dozen Less One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s going on here? There appears to be a hand, but what&#8217;s it all about? You have to tell us, in as funny a way as possible, in order to compete for fabulous prizes ($50 Amazon voucher for the funniest comment).<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/gianthand.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5829\" src=\"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/gianthand.png\" width=\"642\" height=\"483\" alt=\"gianthand.png\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;I&#8217;ll be honest, I just got the giant hand and the theater and didn&#8217;t really plan beyond that.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;This is what happened to the last guy who touched our database.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>When life gives you gigantic hands, make lemonade.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Stop dancing Jeremy, I&#8217;m trying to make a serious point here!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>The original touch screen had some pretty disastrous bugs to work through.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What&#8217;s going on here? There appears to be a hand, but what&#8217;s it all about? You have to tell us, in as funny a way as possible, in order to compete for fabulous prizes ($50 Amazon voucher for the funniest comment). &#8220;I&#8217;ll be honest, I just got the giant hand and the theater and didn&#8217;t&#8230;&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":142626,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,50435],"tags":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-7361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs","category-caption-competitions"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/142626"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7361"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7361\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75665,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7361\/revisions\/75665"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7361"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=7361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}