{"id":7319,"date":"2014-09-11T14:58:10","date_gmt":"2014-09-11T14:58:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/test.simple-talk.com\/uncategorized\/caption-competition-11-a-coat-for-all-seasons\/"},"modified":"2017-11-01T14:45:45","modified_gmt":"2017-11-01T14:45:45","slug":"caption-competition-11-a-coat-for-all-seasons","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/blogs\/caption-competition-11-a-coat-for-all-seasons\/","title":{"rendered":"Caption Competition 11 &#8211; A Coat for all Seasons"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Update: Congratulations to Dimitrios Kalemis with his caption &#8220;I asked all of you to gather here today, because I have something horrendous to reveal: all our husbands have the same mistress and her name is Cortana.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s going on here? We don&#8217;t know. You have to tell us, in as funny a way as possible, in order to compete for <em>fabulous prizes<\/em> ($50 Amazon voucher for the funniest comment).<\/p>\n<p> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/CaptionCompetition11.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5788\" src=\"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/CaptionCompetition11.jpg\" width=\"604\" height=\"454\" alt=\"CaptionCompetition11.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Some possibilities to get you off to a roaring start:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>With the Internet of Things, I&#8217;ve just reduced the room-temperature to freezing point via my iPhone<\/li>\n<li>First the watch accessory, now the iGiganticfurcoat.<\/li>\n<li>So, I see some never <em>do<\/em> grow out of passing evernotes.<\/li>\n<li>For the 10th year running, I have won the redhat competition. Thank you all for participating.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Update: Congratulations to Dimitrios Kalemis with his caption &#8220;I asked all of you to gather here today, because I have something horrendous to reveal: all our husbands have the same mistress and her name is Cortana.&#8221; What&#8217;s going on here? We don&#8217;t know. You have to tell us, in as funny a way as possible,&#8230;&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":142626,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,50435],"tags":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-7319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs","category-caption-competitions"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/142626"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7319"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7319\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75666,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7319\/revisions\/75666"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7319"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=7319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}