{"id":7260,"date":"2014-08-29T10:56:52","date_gmt":"2014-08-29T10:56:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/test.simple-talk.com\/uncategorized\/caption-competition-10\/"},"modified":"2017-11-01T14:45:45","modified_gmt":"2017-11-01T14:45:45","slug":"caption-competition-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/blogs\/caption-competition-10\/","title":{"rendered":"Caption Competition 10 &#8211; Double Digits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Congratulations to Doug Tucker who won this week&#8217;s caption competition with: The keyboard is so last-century (just like your outfits).<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s going on in this scene below? Why, it&#8217;s whatever your imagination can come up with! The best reply left in the comments below will win a $50 Amazon voucher.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/CaptionCompetition2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5709\" src=\"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/CaptionCompetition2.jpg\" width=\"635\" height=\"516\" alt=\"CaptionCompetition2.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Some suggestions to get you started:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The new computing syllabus is great, but naughty children have to write their software in ZX Spectrum Assembler.<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>Now Lucy, this is a keyboard. To get an A, you&#8217;ll have to learn to type 60wpm while holding it like this.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>Do you know why we&#8217;re taking this away? Mr. Morgan saw your avatar on World of Warcraft during school hours again.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>Now students, this key is F8. It&#8217;s purpose has been lost in the sands of time.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Congratulations to Doug Tucker who won this week&#8217;s caption competition with: The keyboard is so last-century (just like your outfits). What&#8217;s going on in this scene below? Why, it&#8217;s whatever your imagination can come up with! The best reply left in the comments below will win a $50 Amazon voucher. Some suggestions to get you&#8230;&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":142626,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,50435],"tags":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-7260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs","category-caption-competitions"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/142626"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7260"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7260\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75667,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7260\/revisions\/75667"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7260"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=7260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}