{"id":7186,"date":"2014-07-17T13:11:44","date_gmt":"2014-07-17T13:11:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/test.simple-talk.com\/uncategorized\/caption-competition-7-no-clever-subtitle-edition\/"},"modified":"2017-11-01T14:45:45","modified_gmt":"2017-11-01T14:45:45","slug":"caption-competition-7-no-clever-subtitle-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/blogs\/caption-competition-7-no-clever-subtitle-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Caption Competition 7 &#8211; No Clever Subtitle Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Update: Congratulations to WilliamII who won the caption competition on August 4 with his caption: Marketing tell me it won&#8217;t sell unless you can make calls on it. If only Alexander Graham Bell would hurry up and invent the telephone.<\/p>\n<p>Your task is simple: caption the picture below in a way that makes us laugh.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/caption_competition_6.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5608\" src=\"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/caption_competition_6.png\" width=\"500\" height=\"631\" alt=\"caption_competition_6.png\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Some suggestions to set you on your way:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;Siri, darling &#8211; run away with me.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Hal 10000 &#8211; cuter, coin-operated, compact, and up to 40% less murderous.<\/li>\n<li>Jeremy was beginning to suspect that the &#8220;Thought activated computer and telepathy crown&#8221; his colleagues had given him might not be on the level.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>As always, you can do better than us and, as always, there&#8217;s a $50 Amazon voucher for the best response.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Update: Congratulations to WilliamII who won the caption competition on August 4 with his caption: Marketing tell me it won&#8217;t sell unless you can make calls on it. If only Alexander Graham Bell would hurry up and invent the telephone. Your task is simple: caption the picture below in a way that makes us laugh&#8230;.&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":142626,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,50435],"tags":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-7186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs","category-caption-competitions"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/142626"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7186"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7186\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75670,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7186\/revisions\/75670"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7186"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=7186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}