{"id":7118,"date":"2014-07-02T14:14:00","date_gmt":"2014-07-02T14:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/test.simple-talk.com\/uncategorized\/caption-competition-6-return-of-the-captions\/"},"modified":"2017-11-01T14:45:45","modified_gmt":"2017-11-01T14:45:45","slug":"caption-competition-6-return-of-the-captions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/blogs\/caption-competition-6-return-of-the-captions\/","title":{"rendered":"Caption Competition 6 &#8211; Return of the Captions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Update: Congratulations to Doug Tucker who won this competition on July 21 with his caption &#8220;Murphy begins to rethink his top-down methodology.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Startling picture in need of a caption. Submit your applications below.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/mining.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5536\" src=\"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/mining.png\" width=\"200\" height=\"696\" alt=\"mining.png\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Poor Billy, he learned how to scale up applications, but could never figure out how to scale down!<\/li>\n<li>Isn&#8217;t this a way to delete a column in SQL Server?<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve been holding steady for 10 minutes, take the d&#8211;n picture already!<\/li>\n<li>I used to believe in testing but, hell, this way I get home in time for the TV<\/li>\n<li>As the sole data miner showed up to work, he quickly realized there was little data to mine!<\/li>\n<li>It had been unfair to send the intern &#8220;digging through columns&#8221; like this, but it kept him busy.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Update: Congratulations to Doug Tucker who won this competition on July 21 with his caption &#8220;Murphy begins to rethink his top-down methodology.&#8221; Startling picture in need of a caption. Submit your applications below. Poor Billy, he learned how to scale up applications, but could never figure out how to scale down! Isn&#8217;t this a way&#8230;&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":142626,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,50435],"tags":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-7118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs","category-caption-competitions"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/142626"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7118"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75671,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7118\/revisions\/75671"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7118"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=7118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}