{"id":6948,"date":"2014-05-23T09:45:07","date_gmt":"2014-05-23T09:45:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/test.simple-talk.com\/uncategorized\/caption-competition-3-caption-with-a-vengeance\/"},"modified":"2017-11-01T14:45:46","modified_gmt":"2017-11-01T14:45:46","slug":"caption-competition-3-caption-with-a-vengeance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/blogs\/caption-competition-3-caption-with-a-vengeance\/","title":{"rendered":"Caption Competition 3: Caption With a Vengeance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Congratulations to Doug Tucker for winning this week&#8217;s caption competition with:<\/p>\n<p><em>Having caught yet another developer logged into a production database, Joe dons his DBA hazmat suit and prepares to deploy a different sort of logon trigger.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Please to be informing us what might be going on here. Anything faintly computer-themed will always help, but being funny is more important. The one that raises the most chuckles from our team of professional miseryguts&#8217; will win a $50 Amazon voucher. Get entries in before 5 p.m. UK time on the 30th of May to be eligible.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/captioncontest3.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-5330 alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/captioncontest3.png\" width=\"642\" alt=\"captioncontest3.png\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p> As ever, some suggestions to get you started:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\n<p>He didn&#8217;t know how developers kept getting into the server room, but by jove they wouldn&#8217;t get out again.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>Every time you build straight to production, it&#8217;s ten minutes with the bees.<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>I know management&#8217;s resistant to the cloud, but was burying the IT department this far underground really necessary?<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<p>After weeks of hunting, a group of highly trained Azure specialists capture the man responsible for branding.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Congratulations to Doug Tucker for winning this week&#8217;s caption competition with: Having caught yet another developer logged into a production database, Joe dons his DBA hazmat suit and prepares to deploy a different sort of logon trigger. Please to be informing us what might be going on here. Anything faintly computer-themed will always help, but&#8230;&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":142626,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,50435],"tags":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-6948","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs","category-caption-competitions"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6948","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/142626"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6948"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6948\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75674,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6948\/revisions\/75674"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6948"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=6948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}