{"id":6849,"date":"2014-05-09T13:02:26","date_gmt":"2014-05-09T13:02:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/test.simple-talk.com\/uncategorized\/caption-competition-2-the-captioning\/"},"modified":"2017-11-01T14:45:46","modified_gmt":"2017-11-01T14:45:46","slug":"caption-competition-2-the-captioning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/blogs\/caption-competition-2-the-captioning\/","title":{"rendered":"Caption Competition 2: The Captioning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Update! This competition is now closed. The winner was <strong>jkeefe<\/strong> with &#8220;Here&#8217;s a shot of our intrepid DBA personally testing the first-ever log shipping apparatus!&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/contestexample.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/contestexample.png\" width=\"500\" height=\"691\" alt=\"contestexample.png\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Some suggestions to get your comedy juices flowing:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;So long chaps, hope you can continue to cope without a written disaster plan!&#8221; &#8211; said the only DBA<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;These shoes cost a lot of money, I&#8217;m not muddying them in the SAN Admin waters!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Down Devs, down. Stay away from my database.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>It had taken a lot of time and work, but finally Trevor&#8217;s out of office setup had the sense of occasion he needed.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Could you just add one small feature?&#8221; shouted upper management, hurtling by.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Add your suggestion in the comments for a chance to win $50 in Amazon vouchers. Anything computer-related will help, but feel free to suggest anything.<\/p>\n<p>The competition runs until 5 p.m. (BST) on Friday the 16th of May.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Update! This competition is now closed. The winner was jkeefe with &#8220;Here&#8217;s a shot of our intrepid DBA personally testing the first-ever log shipping apparatus!&#8221;. Some suggestions to get your comedy juices flowing: &#8220;So long chaps, hope you can continue to cope without a written disaster plan!&#8221; &#8211; said the only DBA &#8220;These shoes cost&#8230;&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":142626,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,50435],"tags":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-6849","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs","category-caption-competitions"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6849","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/142626"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6849"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6849\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75675,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6849\/revisions\/75675"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6849"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=6849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}