<\/a><\/p>\nPrize for the best caption is a $50 Amazon voucher<\/strong>.<\/p>\nTo get you started, we’ve come up with a couple of captions ourselves, but we’re sure you can do much better. There’s no limit to how many captions you can submit, so get creative and comment early and often.<\/p>\n
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“It may be the wrong diagnosis of her bowel troubles, but it will cheer up the NSA to read it.”<\/p>\n<\/li>\n
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“No darling, a million row table doesn’t mean you’re a Big Data analyst.”<\/p>\n<\/li>\n
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“I know you want the database to go faster, but taking out the clustered indexes isn’t the solution.”<\/p>\n<\/li>\n
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“I’ve got to go, you enjoy your night revoking developers’ access.”<\/p>\n<\/li>\n
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“It’s clever, dear, but I don’t think the patient needed a SQL Injection.”<\/p>\n<\/li>\n
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“The Islets of Langerhans? I wanted a cure, not a package holiday in the sun!”<\/p>\n<\/li>\n
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“Would tablets do me any good, doctor? You know I’m more of a laptop person.”<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
Leave your suggestions in the comments below. The competition closes at midnight (BST) on Friday 2nd of May.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
UPDATE: Congrats to Conan who won this caption competition with: “Darling, now that you’re working from home, you can just wear pajamas like everyone else.” Thanks to everyone who participated! Finding himself interrupted during work on his laptop, this old-timey gentleman and lady exchange a word. But what was said? That’s what we want to……<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":142626,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,50435],"tags":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-6818","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs","category-caption-competitions"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6818","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/142626"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6818"}],"version-history":[{"count":22,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6818\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":75676,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6818\/revisions\/75676"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6818"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=6818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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