{"id":5596,"date":"2013-04-23T16:04:11","date_gmt":"2013-04-23T16:04:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/test.simple-talk.com\/uncategorized\/butim-between-the-chair-and-the-keyboard\/"},"modified":"2016-07-28T10:53:18","modified_gmt":"2016-07-28T10:53:18","slug":"butim-between-the-chair-and-the-keyboard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/blogs\/butim-between-the-chair-and-the-keyboard\/","title":{"rendered":"But&#8230;I&#039;m between the chair and the keyboard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In my more paranoid moments, I think Outlook is waging a sophisticated and subtle campaign to convince me I&#8217;m going insane. In my calmer moods, I&#8217;m disgusted with my apparently innate assumption that the application must be working, the error is with me.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s what&#8217;s happening. I cover more than one inbox, but less than 5, and overall I get maybe 100 emails a day, of which maybe 30 actually require a response; this varies quite widely from day-to-day. Over the past month, my Outlook has been, let&#8217;s say, forgetful. It may or may not mark emails I&#8217;ve replied to with a little purple arrow, causing me to doubt the memory I had of replying to that message. I have to then go into my sent mail to convince myself that yes, I did in fact reply, my memory is not seeping away into (very) early senility.<\/p>\n<p>In an equally maddening turn of events, Outlook decides sometimes that I&#8217;ve received new emails, when NOTHING has arrived in ANY of my inboxes. I&#8217;m one of those people, I compulsively check my inbox whenever a new email arrives, I may not instantly reply but I have a <b>strong<\/b> need to know what has been written. When my desktop icon indicates that I have a new message, and it makes the sound of a message arriving, all of which is lies since there is no new message&#8230;it gets on my nerves, and I spend quite a long time making sure there is no new email until around 30 minutes later when the icon goes away.<\/p>\n<p>Why does this bother me? Because I believe that the mistake lies with me! I&#8217;m fooled every time! I don&#8217;t want to delve into what kind of social construct has made me this way, it is what it is. I am a product of my conditioning, and it&#8217;s time to fight back! At this point I&#8217;m baby steps away from being one of those people who drives into a lake because the Garmin\/TomTom\/etc told them so! (I won&#8217;t confirm or deny having this already happened to me with a very suspicious dirt road.)<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re told things &#8220;just work&#8221;, but then they don&#8217;t. All this new technology &#8220;eliminates human error&#8221; has hammered home the idea that the error is, as the joke goes, somewhere between the chair and the keyboard. Well, sometimes it isn&#8217;t, and the moral of this story is you shouldn&#8217;t <i>always<\/i> assume that you&#8217;re the problem.<\/p>\n<p>Plenty of things are my fault, I&#8217;ve accidentally merged mailing lists (fixable), taken out the entire Simple-Talk site (fixable), and accidentally clicked &#8220;don&#8217;t save&#8221; on countless documents (often fixable). These things are on me, but they do not mean that everything else is. I feel like I&#8217;m slowly being robbed of my common sense, maybe realizing this will help me get some of it back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In my more paranoid moments, I think Outlook is waging a sophisticated and subtle campaign to convince me I&#8217;m going insane. In my calmer moods, I&#8217;m disgusted with my apparently innate assumption that the application must be working, the error is with me. Here&#8217;s what&#8217;s happening. I cover more than one inbox, but less than&#8230;&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":131988,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-5596","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blogs"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5596","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/131988"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5596"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5596\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25732,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5596\/revisions\/25732"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5596"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/coauthors?post=5596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}