I live in a small town, the population count isn’t that great but let me introduce you to some of the population. <\/p>\n
We’ll start with Martin the Doc, he fixes up anything that gets poorly, so much so that he could be classed as the doctor, the vet and even the garage mechanic. He’s got a reputation that he can fix anything and that hasn’t been proved wrong yet. He’s great friends with Brian (who gets called “Brains”) the teacher who seems to have a sound understanding of any topic you care to pass his way. If he isn’t sure he tells you and then goes to find out and comes back with a full answer real quick. Its good to have that sort of research capability close at hand. Brains is also great at encouraging anyone who needs a bit of support to get them up to speed and working on their jobs. Steve sees Brains regularly, that’s because he is the librarian, he keeps all sorts of reading material and nowadays there’s even video to watch about any topic you like. Steve keeps scouring all sorts of places to get the content that’s needed and he keeps it in good order so that what ever is needed can be found quickly. He also has to make sure that old stuff gets marked as probably out of date so that anyone reading it wont get mislead. <\/p>\n
Over the road from him is Greg, he’s the town crier. We don’t have a newspaper here so Greg keeps us all informed of what’s going on “out of town” – what new stuff we might make use of and what wont work in a small place like this. If we are interested he goes ahead and gets people in to demonstrate their products and tell us about the details. Greg is pretty good at getting us discounts too. Now Greg’s brother Ian works for the mayors office in the “waste management department” nowadays its all about the recycling but he still has to make sure that the stuff that cant be used any more gets disposed of properly. It depends on the type of waste he’s dealing with that decides how it need to be treated and he has to know a lot about the different methods and when to use which ones. <\/p>\n
There are two people that keep the peace in town, Brent is the detective, investigating wrong doings and applying justice where necessary and Bart is the diplomat who smooths things over when any people have a dispute or disagreement. Brent is meticulous in his investigations and fair in the way he handles any situation he finds. Discretion is his byword. There’s a rumour that Bart used to work for the United Nations but what ever his history there is no denying his ability to get apparently irreconcilable parties working together to their combined benefit. Someone who works closely with Bart is Brad, he is the translator in town. He has several languages that he can converse in but he can also explain things from someone’s point of view or and make it understandable to someone else. To keep things on the straight and narrow from a legal perspective is Ben the solicitor, making sure we all abide by the rules.<\/p>\n
Two people who make for an interesting evening’s conversation if you get them together are Aaron and Grant, Aaron is the local planning inspector and Grant is an inventor of some reputation. Anything being constructed around here needs Aarons agreement. He’s quite flexible in his rules though; if you can justify what you want to do with solid logic but he wont stand for any development going on without his inclusion. That gets a demolition notice and there’s no argument. Grant as I mentioned is the inventor in town, if something can be improved or created then Grant is your man. He mainly works on his own but isnt averse to getting specific advice and assistance from specialist from out of town if they can help him finish his creations.<\/p>\n
There aren’t too many people left for you to meet in the town, there’s Rob, he’s an ex professional sportsman. He played Hockey, Football, Cricket, you name it. He was in his element as goal keeper \/ wicket keeper and that shows in his personal life. He just goes about his business and people often don’t even know that he’s helped them. Really low profile, doesn’t get any glory but saves people from lots of problems, even disasters on occasion. <\/p>\n
There goes Neil, he’s a bit of an odd person, some people say he’s gifted with special clairvoyant powers, personally I think he’s got his ear to the ground and knows where to find out the important news as soon as its made public. Anyone getting a visit from Neil is best off to follow his advice though, he’s usually spot on and you wont be caught by surprise if you follow his recommendations – wherever it comes from.<\/p>\n
Poor old Andrew is the last person to introduce you to. Andrew doesn’t show himself too often but when he does it seems that people find a reason to blame him for their problems, whether he had anything to do with their predicament or not. In all honesty, without fail, and to his great credit, he takes it in good grace and never retaliates or gets annoyed when he’s out and about. It pays off too as its very often the case that those who were blaming him recently suddenly find they need his help and they readily forget the issues pretty rapidly.<\/p>\n
And then there’s me, what do I do in town? Well, I’m just a DBA with a lot of hats. <\/p>\n
(Jackstown Pop. 1)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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