{"id":2700,"date":"2008-10-17T06:02:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-17T06:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/test.simple-talk.com\/uncategorized\/pdc-and-the-nightmare-of-over-egging-the-pudding\/"},"modified":"2016-07-28T10:49:25","modified_gmt":"2016-07-28T10:49:25","slug":"pdc-and-the-nightmare-of-over-egging-the-pudding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/blogs\/pdc-and-the-nightmare-of-over-egging-the-pudding\/","title":{"rendered":"PDC and the Nightmare of Over-Egging the Pudding"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve always been warned not to read highly technical books late at night, especially after a day in which I was trying to work out what best to attend at PDC. I was reading some thick tome about ASP.NET MVC and TDD. One moment I was reading it and thinking &#8216;this is all Greek to me<a href=\"#first\">1<\/a>&#8216;. The next moment my head hit the book, and I was dreaming that Microsoft were promoting, with their usual &#8216;smoldering underpants&#8217; hyperbole, the study of ancient Greek literature. The PDC was coming and they were blogging away. In my dream, it went something like&#8230;&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>The thrill of&#160; Ancient Greek Poetry (MSAGP) at PBC<\/strong> <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>It will soon be the P<\/em><em><strong>BC<\/strong><\/em><em> and the excitement is building.&#160; We have a ton of work to do between now and then and the team is heads down getting ready for this major event.&#160; If you look at the P<\/em><em><strong>BC<\/strong><\/em><em> breakout sessions already announced, it is incredible that we will have 26 sessions on Ancient Greek Poetry (MSAGP) and 6 sessions related to Readings from Homer, Thamyris and Hesiod. You can see Bill and Ben&#8217;s interview with a geek in jeans here, where he looks thoughtful, but avoids talking much about anything.<a href=\"#second\">2<\/a>&#160; Unfortunately he cannot talk much about it, but I can assure you coming to PBC this year will be well worth it.&#160; In my mind this is as big and maybe bigger than when Moses announced the Ten Commandments.&#160; Reciting Ancient Greek Poetry is a major event and you will get to see and hear from the guys driving this fascinating process that is causing a buzz in the Homeristae community.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>That is as much as I can say about our Readings from Homer.&#160; Specifically, I am psyched to say that we have scheduled 3 readings from the Iliad and Odessy, 1 talk about the finer details of the the metrical ictus and the Uranus-Cronos conflict, and another 3-4 talks on Homer&#8217;s influence on the Theogony of Hesiod.&#160; So here are the key talks and a brief outline of what you can expect from these talks at PDC.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>1. <strong>Thamyris&#8217;s Gnomic verse and the agrarian crisis in mainland Greece<\/strong> &#8211; Demetrius Manutius.&#160; Demetrius has been through it all.&#160; If you ever wondered aboput iambic hexameters in Horace&#8217;s satires and Ovid&#8217;s Metamorphoses, you do not want to miss this talk.&#160; Demetrius&#8217;s talk will set the stage for all the talks to follow on data and tie them together.&#160; So this has to be a must attend talk for you if you care about iambic hexameters<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>2\/ <strong>Under the Hood: Substituting enjambed spondees for dactyls in Greek verse<\/strong>.&#160; <br \/>Man what can I say.&#160; These guys are going to take the lid off Homer&#8217;s poetry and really dive under the hood and talk about how these verses were built.&#160; If you want to write stuff like Homer did, you cannot miss this talk.&#160; It will demystify what Homer wrote.&#160; This is the first time we will go this deep.&#160; These guys are real rock stars and I will not be upset if you miss my talk BUT DO NOT MISS THIS ONE.&#160; <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Obviously there will be the Keynote from Homer Simpson to set the stage for this wave and you cannot miss that.&#160; I also hear Hyperion and Theia are cooking up something about the decipherment of Hittite mythical texts.&#160; These 2 guys have always lit up PBC and I do not think you will be disappointed this time around.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I awoke covered in sweat, and heart pounding, thanking my saviour that such&#160; hyperbole and overstatement is the stuff of dreams!<\/p>\n<p>1<em>&#8216;For mine own part, it was Greek to me&#8217;<\/em> Julius Caesar, I.ii 132 [288]  <\/p>\n<p>2<em>&#8216;Besides, tis known he could speak Geek,<br \/>&#160;&#160; As naturally as pigs squeak,<br \/>&#160;&#160; That&#160;PowerShell&#160;as no more difficile,<br \/>&#160;&#160; than to a blackbird is to whistle.&#8217;<\/em>&#160; Samuel Butler Hudibras l51 (adapted)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve always been warned not to read highly technical books late at night, especially after a day in which I was trying to work out what best to attend at PDC. 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