{"id":2323,"date":"2006-07-03T13:37:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-03T13:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/test.simple-talk.com\/uncategorized\/in-loo-of-technology\/"},"modified":"2016-07-28T10:48:50","modified_gmt":"2016-07-28T10:48:50","slug":"in-loo-of-technology","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.red-gate.com\/simple-talk\/blogs\/in-loo-of-technology\/","title":{"rendered":"In Loo of Technology"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I can imagine how the conversation must have gone.&#160; A slick salesman stood in the board room staring down a room full of business savy executives.&#160; &#8220;Just image how much money you will save,&#8221; said the salesman, producing a break even analysis and complex charts backing up the claims of his product.&#160; Everything looked good on paper.&#160; All of the numbers made sense.&#160; And aside from being a great economical decision, the technology they were about to buy into would also help save the environment!&#160; What choice did they have but to buy in and send their money straight to the crapper?<\/p>\n<p>Yes, restroom technology.&#160; The loo.&#160; It&#8217;s becoming a more interesting journey each time nature calls because you never know what you&#8217;re going to find next.&#160; But is it really worth it?&#160; I was recently out at a client-site where they spent who knows how much money outfitting their restrooms with the most up-to-date technologies a restroom has ever seen. 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